Things That Happen Every Time You Text Your Crush

1

You spend 30 minutes crafting the ~perfect~ message.

Should I ask him how his day's going?? No, that'll sound too desperate. What if I just say 'hey'?

2

You look over the text with all 10 of your BFFs. before sending.

Guys, what should I text to Dude From Lauren's Party ??? Do you think this is good??

3

But you're STILL not sure, so you re-write it 15 more times, and then ask your guy friends to look it over.

IDK, maybe I should lose the smiley emoji?! No, no def keep the emoji.

4

You're finally happy with it, and hit send while you FREAK OUT.

OH GOD I SENT IT! HELP I CAN'T BREATHE.

5

And then you read it over and realize auto-correct totally misspelled something!

SERIOUSLY. How did iPhone think I meant to say "peeing" instead of "seeing"???

6

An hour goes by, and he still hasn't texted you back yet.

*Immediately text all your friends asking why he hasn't texted you back yet*

7

So you start freaking out—maybe you should have written "you" instead of "u"???

UGH I knew I shouldn't have listened to Brittany—I should have definitely stuck with the wink emoji. What was I thinking???

8

You check your phone every 5 minutes to see if he's finally texted.

Did you just hear my phone buzz? Wait, did my screen light up?! What if he texted me and I didn't get it because the service here is the worst!!!

9

At this point, you realize he basically hates you and never wants to speak to you again.

OK, that's it. It's time to accept my losses and move on. *Immediately text friends and invite them over to watch 'The Notebook' and dig into a pint of Ben & Jerry's*

10

But just as you're freaking out to your BFFs, your phone finally buzzes!!!

OMG. OMG. I GOT A REAL LIVE ACTUAL TEXT. *Please let it be from him. Please let it be from him.*

11

You open up the text, and it's from him!!!!

Lol, I KNEW he was going to text me—obvi he was just busy in class all day. SO excited to hang out at the game this weekend!!